Broken Boulder oh, give me a break already

brilliance @ delight



you better believe this bitch is perfect.

she’d been swimming in the void for a few weeks but her awareness came and went before now. the last few days she definitely started to have opinions. eventually, those opinions didn’t matter and she was leaving whether she fuckin’ wanted to or not. a rent controlled apartment is hard to keep these days, it seems. the others didn’t have to leave!

fuckin’ rude.

anyway, after learning a thing or two about “eviction,” she discovers she doesn’t really like it. it’s dry and gross and, ugh, what is that fleshy thing touching her? she mewls unhappily until she’s shuffled forward and introduced to her first meal—her first real food!—and she latches on immediately and luckily for queenie her milk teeth haven’t come in yet in the first few minutes of life. she’ll use those later, once she finds out about them, but for now she’s happy to have a teat to herself without anyone else to disturb her.

after a while, with a full belly, two other puppies are placed unceremoniously beside her and she grumbles though she doesn’t put up much of a fight, too overcome with sleepiness to protest anymore before drifting off in slumber.