Ravenshook Cliffs look like meat's back on the menu, boys

fuck; she soared past him effortlessly. "wow, i bet that was really a sight, spicy," velen mused aloud in a tone that pretended it was not simply teasing. she'd painted quite a picture, which of course begged the question: did birds even have balls? and if so, why had he never seen a proud 'ol scrote on all the birds he'd killed?
like, whatever.
"i saw a moose suck its own dick," he announced next, deadpan as ever. there was literally no way she could not react to that, let alone top it — the more outrageous the better, and velen was king of that.