Blacktail Deer Plateau i could kill all my best friends

Buzzard snorted. I beg to differ! Anyone who names their baby Astraeus definitely has some screws loose. Why not name your kid something simple like Twig or Rock? Or if you wanted to get really fancy with it name ‘em Beetle or Moose or something. Astraeus is a goddamn mouthful.

Buzzard twisted around to get face to face with the boy. A mischievous grin spread across their face. Y’know why I brought you here, Sparky?