Horizon Ridge lost house

How unfair! Here was Perry doing his best to appeal to the masses (the masses being the invisible women lurking around him), and this spoil-sport just had to come and ruin the mood! And he wasn't even doing it for any particular reason! Awful, just awful.

Are you sure you are not projecting? I see no women chasing you either, good sir. His tone was a bit more playful than intended. Experience did not want to cause so much upset with this stranger that they might brawl over a simple misunderstanding, but neither was he going to back down or stop.

I must let them know that I am here, and that I am available and of sound mind myself. How else do you expect a man to meet someone in this dreary place? Really, sir, you have no concept of the world!

And with that he began to trot away, all puffed up like a rooster ready to crow - and he tipped his head back to do just that, howling his message to the heavens.