Whitefish River A Ton of Lashin' for Ashton

That hardcore clever title, though. @Lasher

The golden teen had kept his pace a fair trot, as he traveled from his new home to collect a few herbs, spices, and everything nices.
Sounded so much better in his head.

"If I were a small minnow, where would I be?...Only a fishy dude would think..."
Sea?..Nah, not so close to one.
A river?
How the hell was he supposed to rhyme River with Something that sounded like Sea?
Screw it.

Pad, pad, pad, pad, the handsome sandy golden hippie kept his emeralds on the sight before him...
That River.

"If you little fish dudes don't toss me a couple of bros, im gonna splash until you all do the belly flop.", the yellow teen warned the fish, knowing the earless and underwater things couldn't hear nor understand anything he threw their way, let alone anything at all.