Stone Circle Here I be

the plump black body of qapnuk roasted atop one of the many tall tall stones. the rotund nature of his full croup giving a lavish impression; he, a king overlooking his domain, and farther afield were the wastrels roaming beneath a haughty glare.

one such terrestrial beast came to the crux where stone met earth, cocked a leg, and pissed all over his throne!

his mighty bald head lifted immediately and he cracked his bill, shouting! of course it was a series of squawks and coughs, but to any bird listening they would hear a string of expletives.

the audacity.