Darlin', I will be loving you 'til we're 70

Peregrine Redhawk · January 25, 2015, 10:08 PM

Future Perry and Fox are sitting in their rocking chairs sipping lemonade and watching their 10,000 grandchildren (and great [great] [great] [great]) grandchildren play in the yard...

FUNNY STORY: my siblings and I call our dad "Dud." :3

"Mum," he repeated, finding it quite endearing. "What would that make me, though? Dud?" Peregrine quipped. He really wasn't sure what the matching term might be, so he kept guessing. "Pup? Mum and Pup? Pop? That sounds a little more reasonable..." He trailed off with a chortle.

Unaware that he was basically creeping on her innermost thoughts, Peregrine mused, "I should go grab you some more food. Not only do you need to nourish our young..." He grinned and nudged her. "But we should also prepare you for how you'll feel in about three weeks: big, bloated and unable to walk. But don't worry, babe," he was quick to add with a cheeky smile, "I'll carry you everywhere you want to go."