tales of a hilarious pregnancy: origins

Kieran had, had no idea that there were babes so soon. He had known that there maybe, but now it was official. And yea he supposed his reaction, had been, perhaps a bit over the top. But well puppies, he shook his head, who didn't love puppies? 

Kieran smiled again, his tail still wagging. He pushed the food forward, she could have these, when her stomach settled. Kieran chuckled, despite the fact that he hadn't been a midwife. He knew a thing or two, about a thing or two, about pregnancy. This wasn't his first rodeo, compared to the other wolves of the pack, he was actually a rather old man.


Yer won't be al' droopy miss. bazi. Yisser belly 'ill sag aye, an' yisser feminine area's 'ill be sensitive an' other such things. But yer won't sag after they are born, as long as yer becum active again. Yisser tummy 'ill go roi back ter its lean size. Ginger is a root, it 'elps ter calm yisser belly. dis isn't de first time, oi 'ave been raun a up de spoyt female, girly."


Granted yes, it was mostly is mother, and his sister that he was drawing upon. And Kiva in the first few weeks, but that was still more than enough knowledge. He had grown up, knowing about it. The first thing his father taught him, was the the consequences of bedding a woman while she was in heat.