tales of a hilarious pregnancy: origins

He gave her a cheeky grin, at her sigh of frustration. He knew she wasn't happy, and though he felt for her, he wouldn't trade her places. He could be a father, a man, but he couldn't even imagine being a woman. And frankly, he didn't think he'd want too, they didn't have it easy. He shrugged tight shoulders and dipped his muzzle to her.

He nodded yes he'd been scouting, and no he hadn't seen anything, but he'd been filling caches more than scouting to be honest. Oi did a wee scoutin', nathin' ter worry aboyt dare. Oi 'av been fillin' de caches as well. Or startin' new ones.


He sat down, and curled his tail around his paws. Happy to pass some time, with her. After all, before too long, she'd be den bound.