Broken Antler Fen got a bottle of whatever.

Luke gasped loudly, eyes wide, a perfect charade of utter disbelief and surprise. "What!" he barked, furrowing his brows now, pretending that the fact he had not been mentioned to her and the very idea of not him not having gonads was the most blasphemous thing he had ever heard. "Nonsense!" he huffed, turning his nose into the air like the sort of spoiled king folks love to loathe. His display was so dramatic, however, that it was clear he was merely having fun with her. "I have blue balls," he declared defiantly. "I also have a blue nose. I am outraged that he did not spread the word of me." Luke lashed his tail, pursing his lips as he peered at the female for her reaction. But these purse lips quivered and shifted, as he fought to control his laughter, and struggled to maintain this haughty expression.