dungeons and dragons

He was right - the water was harmless. If anything, the mineral content and many miles of filtering made it the healthier choice, but neither wolf was to know that - nor was the part of Behati's brain responsible for blowing things out of proportion. Fear took root in her gut and began to bubble, acting like the first coffee of the day after a large, carb-filled dinner.. and we all know how that goes.

Regulus arrived at the bottom faster than Behati had anticipated. She was barely half-way through emptying her bowels when the echoing sound of her own name made her clench... and subsequently fart. Loudly. The noise seemed to come from nowhere at all, bouncing off the walls like an ass klaxon. Behind her boulder, Behati died a thousand times inside.