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Vlad LMAO-ed hard but backed off, shaking his shaggy head between the burps and hiccoughs that followed his outburst of laughter. "One days!" he roared, very nearly managing to string two perfectly formed English words together (thank you, errant 's'), "One days Vlad meck Bleckface salty veenter wifes! No cenn saying no to so hendsome wulf." But for now, she was safe from his advances. Vlad settled on his belly and continued to make subtler kissy faces across the darkness, looking about as 'hendsome' as a blowfish.