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Vlad used up his entire reserve of self-control by not laughing out loud at the thought of James scurrying after Saltwinter's now very wolf-savvy crab population. @Caoimhe had failed spectacularly and hilariously at her first attempt, and Vlad wondered for a moment if she still thought that crabs were the true staple of the Saltwinter wolf. He made a mental note to find out, and briefly entertained the idea of lying about the sanctity of seals or some shit to see if it would push her to adopt a crab only diet.