Ankyra Sound shame spiral

The forest made a very angry noise.

The sound smashed Vlad's ears against his skull, and he made some progress towards cowering before it occurred to him that he was neither smart nor gracious — at least not at the height of spring, when he could keep his belly full unaided and had a lot less to lose. The Russian stood up straight and roared his words into the forest for all to hear.

"'EY BLECKFACE! Heet you head een cave? Or you meck lie of how many year ees you!" Hell hath no fury, but best add a few comments about age and mental state just to be sure the fires burned good and hot. Vlad took a step into the shade, momentarily blinded by the change in brightness. "Eef vanting meck screaming on Vlad like wife, meck geev furst to body of Vlad nice timings! Thees best deal, meck promisings on you!"