Heron Lake Plateau I've got news for you, baby. You're looking at The Man.

Tadpole.  Frog.  Wow they were runnin low on options weren't they?  

"Sis, there's no one in this world cool as me.  But a couple of em come pretty close," he said, winking.  Did he believe that? Who the fuck knew.  But he said it, constantly really, and tended to be if you said something enough it started to be true.  Life lessons.  "Yeah, most are alright.  There's a couple could use a little better sense of humor, so if you don't want trouble, step lightly.  Me... I just deal with the trouble."  She gave him the impression of being similar in manner to himself, and so someone who might rub a few of them the wrong way.  Who knew though?  Maybe she'd have better luck.