Hushed Willows build a hill on me; in my memory

That's a weird way to groom. He stated rather bluntly, a matter of fact really as if it was undisputed and no one could change his mind on it. Do you think you're a cat or something? But then again, Valium didn't really groom much either. A lick here, some water there, splash splash and he was done. No one really cared what he looked like, even Valium himself! He was too busy being better than everyone else to take time to bathe whenever he was a little dirty. 

Are all your siblings weird like you are? Or are you too weird even for them and that is why you're the only one here?