Little Goat Mountain whereas the Mushroom Kingdom Federal Reserve doesn't exist

goat? like GOAT? he smiled, excitement tinging his monotone voice. y'know, best of the best? greatest of all time? are goats cool like that? he looked at them again. he guessed they were cool. all jumping on the mountain n stuff. he'd probably break something if hopped around like that. how was anyone supposed to catch them? bet they taste good, right? i feel like eating anythin rn.