Fox's Glade i’m going to break something

@Vulture @Condor

What the fuck’s up with all the rain around here? they grumble as they flick a clump of mud from their toes (for the 500th time probably).

Seriously what the fuck was up? It’s like the clouds had been holding in their piss as they desperately tried to find a restroom. They didn’t find one, so now they had to pee in the large bush that was Mother Nature. Buzzard gagged at the thought. Great, now they’d never get that image out of their head.

They turned to their siblings, who were trailing behind as they should. The eldest always gets to lead; that’s written in the family handbook.

Someone change the subject quickly. I got sky piss on the brain.