September 14, 2014, 12:07 PM
"Snotty spider webs," Peregrine muttered to himself right before he opened his mouth again and scooped up the pile of orange mush with his tongue. Although he was tempted to swallow it directly, he made himself chew it. The texture was definitely a bit nightmarish for him, yet the flavor wasn't altogether bad.
"It's sort of sweet. Once you get past the texture, it's not half bad," he reported after swallowing. He licked his lips, savoring the sugary scraps of pumpkin flesh that lingered there. "Try a bite, feeb. Dude, look, it's full of that gunk." He pointed a paw at the hole in the side of his pumpkin. It was full of chunky, stringy orange stuff and what looked like hundreds of white seeds.
"Hey." A thought suddenly occurred to him and he turned his body to fully face Finley (tongue twister oh my). "If you eat seeds, can they... grow inside you? Is one of these things gonna sprout in my stomach and make me look eternally pregnant? And... will I poop it out eventually? Is my asshole doomed?"
"It's sort of sweet. Once you get past the texture, it's not half bad," he reported after swallowing. He licked his lips, savoring the sugary scraps of pumpkin flesh that lingered there. "Try a bite, feeb. Dude, look, it's full of that gunk." He pointed a paw at the hole in the side of his pumpkin. It was full of chunky, stringy orange stuff and what looked like hundreds of white seeds.
"Hey." A thought suddenly occurred to him and he turned his body to fully face Finley (tongue twister oh my). "If you eat seeds, can they... grow inside you? Is one of these things gonna sprout in my stomach and make me look eternally pregnant? And... will I poop it out eventually? Is my asshole doomed?"
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Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 12, 2014, 12:55 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 13, 2014, 01:58 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 13, 2014, 02:52 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 13, 2014, 07:46 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 10:05 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 14, 2014, 11:58 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 12:07 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 14, 2014, 12:35 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 12:51 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 14, 2014, 04:30 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 05:16 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 14, 2014, 05:56 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 14, 2014, 09:02 PM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 15, 2014, 10:25 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 15, 2014, 11:14 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 18, 2014, 07:55 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Peregrine Redhawk - September 23, 2014, 10:43 AM
RE: Smashing pumpkins - by Finley - September 24, 2014, 10:44 AM