Blacktail Deer Plateau Smashing pumpkins

Confusion flickered over his face for a brief instant, then comprehension dawned. Peregrine smiled and chuckled, shaking his head. "I'll have you know I've never taken it in the ass. I'm a top," he told her informationally, offering a toothy smile and a wink to go along with the mental image he'd likely just served up hot.

"Okay, whoa, whoa..." he said when she began to describe treatments in vivid detail. "Don't talk about vines growing out off my asshole. That sounds really itchy. As for your other idea — while disgusting and painful, it's actually pretty clever," Peregrine had to admit.

"I," he announced, "am going to assume seeds are like the nasty bacteria and shit that we ingest when we eat meat and that my stomach acids will annihilate the seeds long before they can annihilate my ass." He took a breath. "Yeah, I'm going to bench on that," he muttered before abruptly punching his right forepaw into the hole, scooping out a handful of goop (not unlike Winnie the Pooh thrusting his tiny fist into a honeypot), then jamming it into his mouth.