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the lonesome mountain was a standout among an otherwise blank canvas of barren plains. he took an interest in it, and set out with the intention of scaling it to it's peak. however the less distance between himself and the mountain there was, the more abundantly clear it became that the summit had already been conquered. the land surrounding the mount stunk of dutiful patrols, and he was not brave nor foolish enough to test the patience of a group well fortified.

besides, it's courteous to knock before entering.

and so he lifted his maw and let out a call for any who would answer, leader or otherwise.