Sequoia Coast wish that I could be like the cool kids

Theo was walking around the coast by Sapphique when he heard a young puppy cry out. Ears perked, he raced to the scene of the cry. What he saw though wasn't as bad as he thought. It was just a young boy with a crab stuck on his foot. Holding back laughter, Theo approached him and gently pried the crab off with a stick, watching as it scurried off. 

The boy looked disheveled and malnourished, and a bit young to be out on his own, so Theo quickly grew concerned. 

"Hey bud, are you lost?" He asked. "Whats your name? I'm Theo, from Sapphique." He added.

you made me sing the song with that title lol. "cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in"