Qeya River you're a loser, baby

he'd been in the midst of rubbing his bum and mentally cursing himself out when his knight in shining armor flew past him like she'd gone to joust. the boy couldn't do much but sit there and stare, jaw unhinged and eyes wide as this lady went all wwe on the winged beast.

he thought her a psycho for a good minute before he jumped up and started cheering her on. "git 'em! fuck 'em up!" he hollered under the sound of bones snapping and wings beating in the air.

he rounded alongside the woman when she took a step back from the injured goose. "ya just gots a beats down!" he cheered toward the bird through a whistle in the gap of his missing tooth. he turned to look expectantly at the woman, a harsh point with a paw flung towards the goose in a silent command to finish it off.