Redhawk Caldera Dear god, this parachute is a knapsack

Peregrine laughed out loud when Elwood just stood there, startled and dripping blood and gore, then thanked him. In fact, the Alpha male found it so funny than his legs weakened and he sank to his hindquarters, then slid forward onto his belly, guffawing all the while. He thumped the ground with a broad paw to add some theatrical flair to his fit of laughter.

"El..." he gasped between cackles, "Is that what you say whenever a dude hits you in the face with something hot and sticky? 'Thank you sir, may I have another?'" That set him off into a whole new fit of giggles. He might not have been the most mature daddy-to-be but he would arm his offspring with the biggest, best arsenal of toilet humor on earth, that was for sure.