Redhawk Caldera Too cool for sküle

Her innocence on the subject truly surprised (and amused) him. When she mentioned "butts and bangs," he guffawed rather immaturely. He then shook his head at her and said, "Seriously, it's not even a big deal. We're wild animals. We piss, we shit, we fuck. I don't care who's looking when I do any of the above." That wasn't totally true. Instinct often required privacy for these things, just not always.

Perhaps because she was so enamored with his ability to perform bodily functions on full public display, she asked for his name. "I'm Peregrine, though I go by Perry mostly. What's yours?" he asked. There was something about her that he found endearing and he suddenly regretted that there was no room in the caldera. It really might have been interesting to recruit her, then subject her to his myriad of vulgar habits.