Bramblepoint godless and free

I can't help myself - JUST ONE MORE. Java is at work rn.

"AHA!" Vlad roared with Sherlock-like vigour, executing a victory leap that almost cost him the integrity of his ankle. "I guessing right!" And what joy - a pretty girl to join the ranks of the sad, old, and unwanted! Vlad did not see himself in this light, of course, nor did he consider Rat and Njal to be beyond help. They were just a little rough around the edges, that's all - and with the shadow of winter stretching over the northern hemisphere, who wasn't at risk of not looking their best?

"Nice girl end nice girl stenderds wanting hev a vinter deal?" the Russian asked, taking a short step in Rosalyn's direction. "Is good deal," he assured her, grinning toothily.