Blacktail Deer Plateau Get An Eyeful

"Pirate-y?" the male suggested, tail wheeling in amusement. There were a lot of drawbacks to missing an eye, but the new pun and dad joke opportunities were not one of them.

Day dipped his head to lap up some water. Some wolves might be offended by a dirty old man in their drinking water, but Grayday had cleaned the feces from his children's bottoms with his own tongue. Not much could phase him anymore. 

"Aren't you cold?" asked the leader, ears flickering quizically as he continued to quench his thirst, glancing up at Engel's murky form every now and again.