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Elwood nodded along as Rory offered a few suggestions of signs she wanted to learn. Even the cuss word that she threw out only drew a lopsided smirk from him. He generally didn't use much foul language, but he didn't mind when others did -- and although Rory was young, he wasn't necessarily surprised, because they were talking about using ptero with Tegan, and Elwood was entirely aware of his son's often-inappropriate dialect. "I can teach you all of those," he replied with a laugh.

Before he could begin the lesson, there was a loud snort from Towhee's direction. He turned to look at her and said, "Shhh!" even though the sleeping she-wolf wouldn't be able to hear it. He then redirected his attention to Rory and began to move his limbs in the basic motions that constituted a greeting in ptero. "This is 'hi'," he said, "and this is 'how are you'." He accompanied the short phrases with the appropriate gestures. "And this," he added, rocking back onto his haunches, "is 'stinky shitface'." He used one forepaw to cover his nose, then gestured towards his hindquarters and his face simultaneously.