Ankyra Sound [M] and so we stand in the doorway and enter into the light

Xizur would have come into the world with all the wonderfully glorious details of birth if only his writer didn't cringe every time they got to the actually part where he needed to, you know, be born. So to make life easier for all of us, here's how this little dude made his grand entrance into his sure to be dysfunctional life.

So yeah, he got a little stuck along the way but eventually made it out and landed on the ground with a PLOP. He cried. He screamed. He probably wiggled around. But as soon as that boy found his mother's teat he clamped down...without mercy. He stayed there until he finally dozed off, milk streaming down his lips as he continued to suckle away even when passed out. Ahh. What a way to start his life.