elfie was nice and mature, where sionnach was not -- or siengus, for that matter. neither puppy had won the maturity lottery, and unfortunately for elfie, (who had saved siengus' worthless skin, and who deserved much better) siengus was not a gracious guest.
instead of saying 'okay, thanks for the tip,' siengus did what every middle-school kid believed was a proper retort. siengus went "ah-duh, good luk widdat, ah-duhhh." siengus crossed their eyes, for extra effect. "dey sthey the sthwampuh can be verry tricky-aduh, in thesthe partths," the lisping continued, siengus' face contorting further.. "watchth where you're going, aduhhh.." wow, truly a spectacular retort.. but if elfie was lucky, he had already turned away, and had not been subject to such middle-schooler ridicule.
instead of saying 'okay, thanks for the tip,' siengus did what every middle-school kid believed was a proper retort. siengus went "ah-duh, good luk widdat, ah-duhhh." siengus crossed their eyes, for extra effect. "dey sthey the sthwampuh can be verry tricky-aduh, in thesthe partths," the lisping continued, siengus' face contorting further.. "watchth where you're going, aduhhh.." wow, truly a spectacular retort.. but if elfie was lucky, he had already turned away, and had not been subject to such middle-schooler ridicule.
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[NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 17, 2019, 12:15 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 01:27 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 01:33 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 01:37 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 02:10 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 02:19 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 02:25 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 02:39 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 02:44 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 02:55 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 03:20 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 03:48 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 03:52 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 03:56 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 04:00 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 04:23 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 04:29 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 04:38 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 04:51 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 20, 2019, 05:08 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Sionnach - April 20, 2019, 05:17 PM
RE: [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault - by Merlin - April 21, 2019, 02:05 PM