Haunted Wood King Dick of F*ck Mountain

Oh shoot, it looked like his tactic was getting old with this one. He supposed it was time for a change. Seemed like looking weak in need of help wouldn't work, maybe the opposite? He did defend Vengeance wholeheartedly after all just moments ago. You think so? With an upward tilt of the head, he looked down at the boy from a sideway eye, his tail exaggerated the act with a swish. His smile growing more confident, holding that pride that he always seemed to carry. 

I'll let you have a nibble if you let me do the same. He pushed slightly up against the ground, a low to the ground kind of creep as he tried to sneak in a little closer to the boy. Even if none of these tactics would work.. maybe.... maybe he could creep in just close enough and surprise him with a nip. Oh, how his mouth tingled with anticipation!