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Note to self: never be a voluntary third wheel.

That should’ve been pinned on their little brain refrigerator long before now, because in hindsight that was one of the dumbest ideas they’d ever had. 

But hey, it seemed like a grand idea at first. How can the eldest sib resist terrorizing their sister and her new boy toy? It was fucking hilarious at the start—interrupting all those smooching sessions never got old— but as time went on, Buzzard got less and less attention. @Vulture and the boy would go off and do their lovey dovey shit, while they got left on the sidelines. That was pretty fucked up. It was supposed to be the scavenger siblings against the world, not Vulture, her unattractive boyfriend (boyfriends at that point. what a slut!), and sometimes Buzzard.

They got sick of the third wheel thing after awhile. One day they lowkey snapped; said “fuck this”, “fuck you guys”, and “I’m looking for @Condor”. As annoying as he could be sometimes, at least he wouldn’t throw them out for stupid drooling men.

It’s been a week or two since Buzzard fucked right off, and they were still sorta pissed. Ok they were still very pissed but at least they hid it well (spoiler: no they didn’t.).

Christ. Where is he? they grumbled as they stomped forward. We were here before right? This place seemed vaguely familiar. Maybe they were just going crazy.