Sunspire Mountains timber!

Mmkay so this is super far from his starting point, but we're gonna gloss over that fact and worry about it later. For @Hawkeye!

There were trees everywhere, and apparently that meant Suinnak had to investigate them — all of them. He was sluggish of course, with his belly dragging across patches of grass as he moved so that there was a slick line of broken shoots behind him. It was a trail that Ukiuk could've easily followed if the old goat had wanted to; but somehow Suinnak found himself alone... Again. He was distracted, but not for long.

Some of the trees were short and squat, and Suinnak couldn't help but feel a kinship with them. The shrubs were overshadowed by great reaching pine trees, some which rose up upon the hillside and jabbed at the sky. The sooty boy sniffed and snorted at the dirt beneath both trees as he passed them, until he spotted a sapling. The tip of it was snapped and hanging with a tiny bark connection. Upon seeing this, Suinnak decided something had to be done - for the sake of the tiny tree, and all stout individuals!

Turning his attention upon the tree line, Suinnak hobbled close and, with his side pressed against one of the large asshole trees for balance, he lifted an awkward leg and began to piss across the roots. Yeah, that's right! You like that? Ohh yeah, feels good! Hah! He managed to do this successfully for about twenty seconds, and then the boy began to tip over.

In the next instant, he was losing his already precarious sense of balance, and slumped against his pee-spot. The brimming warmth that had been soaking in to the soil now slicked against his body, and he tried to hurry himself back up to all four paws. Dang son, that was nasty! Chortled the boy, falling back on the habit of speaking to Ukiuk even when the grizzled sack of bones was missing.