Tuktu Weir more like tuktu weirD amirite

He'd be lying if he said he had a plan. Did he really need one at this point? He didn't need to provide a reason for wanderlust. You gonna tell his mom? Nice try, she's dead.

Deaglan was old, and every step he took was a reminder of it. It was funny how fast time went by. He could have sworn he was just a yearling yesterday, going by the snappy name of "Bracken," causing trouble and chasing tail. (Not that he couldn't and didn't do that now, just on a slower and smaller scale.) Then suddenly he woke up and his bones ached and it took a lifetime to piss in the morning. 

Yeah, getting old was a goddamn bitch. 

So maybe this was his last hurrah. One last shot at seeing the world and living out his glory days. He deserved it, after all this time. And you bet your ass he was gonna milk it for all it was worth.