Haunted Wood Get out of here, Demencia!

He was visibly unimpressed at her answer. Laziness is unbecoming of anyone. Weren't you a queen? Even with the luxuries that came with being a king, Black Hat remained vigilant in his duties. Though both had once ruled, she was born into the title while he had to work his ass off for it. He was disappointed; it seemed Vanity was little more than a spoiled brat with a pretty face.

She made a show of laughing at his lie, seeing right through it. He snorted. Me? Selfish? Never, He jested, taking no offense to the accusation. It was true, anyone who remotely knew him could see that clear as day, including himself. Still, he was trying not to be overtly dickish, though their back and forth made it hard for him not to be a smartass.