@Hawkes hope this location is ok! lmk if you want me to change anything
So uh, Sparky huh? Who would’ve thought the kid would turn out to be a coyote blood-craving lunatic. Well, to be fair, Buzzard should’ve seen that coming. You’d hate coyotes too if a trio of ‘em kidnapped you, dragged you around the entire fucking county, and poked fun at you every second of your existence.
Note to self #2: Never kidnap a kid again. The ransom is not worth it.
It’s a good thing Sparky hadn’t grown too much since they’d last seen eachother. Buzzard couldn’t take on a big bad wolf (even if they totally believed they could), but oversized crotch fruit? Yeah, they got away from him with most of their fur intact.
Buzzard hadn’t taken many stops on their trip from the taiga to whatever the fuck this was, so they gladly flopped down when their legs felt like they’d give out. Never mind they were out in the open like a sitting duck, a guy’s gotta rest.
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