[m] Everybody wants to rule the world

Crescendo tutted. "Oh, how silly of me. I apologize." He smiled at Kadence before beginning to walk away. He didn't get far, though.

A branch creaked, and a large branch tumbled down and landed squarely on Crescendo's head. He winced as it fell to the ground, but smirked at the opportunity. He tumbled over and landed on his back, all paws in the air. "Oh, it seems I am dying." he said expressionlessly. He began to close his eyes, before opening them wide eyed in horror. "And I only fucked my girl once!" he cried in indignation.