Profile of George: Quick Facts
George
Played By: Not specified
Basic Info
Full Name: Furious George, "Furious Gorgeous"
Subspecies: Canadian goose
Sex: Male
Age: Age of a toddler, wrath of a titan (06/08/13)
Birthplace: Straight outta compton
At a Glance
Furious
Profile of George: Details
Appearance
A Canadian fuckin' goose. Long-ass neck looking fool, hard to miss. Go stand by a lake ya sun cuck. Imagine a swan but if it rolled in your grandmother's ashes.

It's said that predators always have forward facing eyes, but not George. Those beady, onyx pools have mad target attainment features.
Personality
Ornery, mean as a junkyard dog, professional hissy-fit thrower.
Biography
Started from the bottom now we're a little bit above the bottom.
Relations
Mama is Carlotta. His daddy? Never knew 'em. Word on the street he goes by Sir Giorgio "The Bleak Beak" DiMarco. Fugeddaboutit.
Pack History
Who's this guy fuckin' with? Nobodys, thats who.
Profile of George: Additional Information
Registered on April 22, 2018, last visited February 04, 2020, 11:01 PM
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