Broken Antler Fen got a bottle of whatever.

The blue-nosed wolf's response was a bit of a disappointment for he failed to play along with her.  Fin didn't dwell too long on it though, for he quickly invited her to share more shit talk about their mutual friend.  And that was something she was all too eager to do, as she knew quite well that Peregrine would not have hesitated to do the same to her.


"Ohhhh the things I could tell you," Fin stated dramatically, her eyes flickering with mischief that was echoed in the grin upon her muzzle, "Well first off, he was born with two tails and no gonads.  His mama had to nip off the second tail.  Sadly, there was no hope for the gonads.  We're all afraid to tell him that his wife's pups are actually the kids of some rando 'cause he doesn't realize no balls means no babies.  So, obviously, he's kind of a 'tard too."