Redhawk Caldera I TOUCHED IT ON THE BOOTY AND WE EMERGED LIKE GRAVY ON SOFT APPLE JUICE

Peregrine woke up on the right side of the bed today. He helped himself to a cold breakfast, then trotted down to the borders for an early patrol. He hummed to himself as he made his circuits, both jade eyes sweeping the periphery even if only one of them did him any good. For a long time, there was no sign of anyone or anything to disrupt the peace and quiet of the morning. But then the dead-eyed Alpha saw two black figures in the distance, closing in quickly before slowing at his invisible boundary lines.

Immediately, the Alpha male loped in that direction, head high and tail arched over his back. His ears thrust forward as he dug in his heels to come to a halt perhaps fifteen feet from the pair. Peregrine then prowled closer, stopping again perhaps six feet away. He studied them both, his eyes lingering on the green protruding from the female's mouth before they came to rest on the male's face. Damn, he was pretty. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Peregrine felt a twinge low in his belly that he hadn't experienced in quite some time.

"Waddup?" The word sort of fell unceremoniously from his mouth before he caught himself, cleared his throat loudly and more formally added, "State your name and business."