Mount Apikuni banana seat, a canopy on two wheels

Easy's grin turned a bit mean. "Be more specific!" she caroled, wiggling her butt and then loping off, attempting to get her very black nose out of sight and out of mind. He had two more guesses, and then she was going to laugh in his dumb face.

But a friendship laugh. Not a mean laugh. Maybe.

"Tegan-weegan," she added over her shoulder, just to nettle at him. The nickname hadn't done much so far, but she was hoping he'd get sick enough of it to stop calling her Easy-peasy. What even was a peasy? It sounded like it had something to do with urine, and that was not what she was all about.