Heron Lake Plateau imma lick that, stick that,

elwood was the perfect victim for this story-- cause he couldn't ever really call tegan out on his bullshit. unless he asked niamh, then maybe he could. but anyway, we're just gonna pretend that's not a thing. 

"so he takes his fuckin claw thing, big ole snipper, and fuckin swipes at us. niamh and i? too fast-- too cool-- too swift, we duck, it misses us, duh, and niamh dives for it's legs. meanwhile, i launch myself up at it's claw, it misses me by a hair, cut off half my whiskers," he began with a shake of his head, "of course they grew back now, but sheesh it was a close call." tegan waited patiently for his dad to ask what happened next. cause like, this was a bomb ass story, but elwood needed to bee invested for him to continue. gotta make em want it.