Sequoia Coast clocks and calendars don't work in night vale

Rose jumps at the sudden unnatural sound that spills from the girl’s throat but quickly follows after with pleasant laughter. “I guess not” she adds with a half-shrug. It was a technique that worked only when luck was on your side and it appeared the multi shaded female wasn’t so fortunate. “There are other tricks like lying upside down, or chugging water” she pauses, glancing out to the ocean for a moment “but that water doesn’t look or smell very appetizing.”