Broken Boulder Allow Me To Mansplain "Puns" To You, Since Hillary Clinton Didn't

her father is… surprised to see her? scoff. he should be excited. it’s been days. in fact, she barely remembers the last time they’ve really spent time together that didn’t involve those stupid other puppies.
 
“cuz i wanna stay with you,” she tells him with a shrug. her cheek is still tender and one of her baby teeth has already snagged loose. “i don’t like bein’ with th'other puppies,” brilliance adds, sweeping her big, puppy dog eyes up at her father. pretty please, they ask, with all the cherries on top.