Falls of the Hinterlands suckin' on my tendies

"Oh, do ask me something simpler. Making babies is easier, for example," Apple said and rolled her eyes, because physics and naturalist trade that dealt with this field of science weren't her strong suite. This kid was a tad bit too old to believe that rainbow was made of unicorn dust, flying nyan cats and some dwarf gold. Or was the gold hidden somewhere at the end of the rainbow?

"Many have spoken about the Redhawk nest, but you are the first, who has actually offered to take me there," she replied. "I can't say that I know anyone there, but meeting at least a couple of Blackthorns from a different branch of the family would be nice."