Stavanger Bay my heart is broke, but i have some glue

bending down to pee, rannveig inspected a twig that was whittled away by the sea's embrace. the steaming liquid rose acrid beneath his loins, and after a good sniff of approval, he gave the snow a few hearty kicks with his hind legs and then moved on.

in a way this ritual was soothing, but after a while the mayfair-cairn's mind began to wander. then it became squat, sniff, poop, pee, roll -- and he left a rather erratic line of evidence of his patrols' efforts on the borders for all to see (and be confused over).