dungeons and dragons

lol, omg. -snuggles behati-

As he called out for her, gaze sweeping the cave feeling like an idiot for losing her so quickly — seriously where had she gone? — he didn't bother calling out for her again though his lips had parted and he'd sucked in a breath to speak her name when a loud fart echoed through the cavern. Regi could not be sure where it'd originated from, but he'd found her, at least. Or rather, he knew she wasn't too far. His shoulders shook with a silent laugh as he clamped down, hard, upon his tongue, even if he did feel bad. He was a guy. He didn't necessarily view farts in the same way a girl might've; and if he knew she was embarrassed he would have made an effort to assure her that he'd done worse and more gross things in his (relatively short) life.

For the sake of giving her, her privacy he did not actively seek her out, instead settling upon his haunches, deciding that the most gentlemanly thing to do would be to politely sit and wait for her to finish emptying her bowels. “Hurry up, Behati. I want to keep exploring,” He teased her, in an effort to communicate that he'd thought nothing of her breaking wind. “Tch, girls always take forever in the bathroom.” He moaned in complaint halfheartedly.