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Standards. For once, Vlad was quick on the uptake. He paused his teasing to stare at Caiaphas, cogs clicking inside his oversized skull. The leer made a slow return, stretching wide and exceptionally ugly over his yellowed teeth. "NoooOOO~ Bleckface not meck jellies!" he assured his cave queen with a flourishing bow, nose bouncing against the damp stone when he overdid it and forcing his head back up. "Vlad choosing for salty veenter wife always beeg boss Caa-ee-fuzz. You now come meck kees on Vlad - come come come!" He stalked towards here, tongue swinging and ready for smoochy action.