Wapun Meadow [NaWOWriMo] you're still young, that's your fault

Doing the prompt where you wake up as the first character you meet! Sionnach will be Aengus kek

well, that was unexpected.

instead of waking up in the relative comfort of the den next to liffey, sionnach woke up a six month puppy, so fat she might have been a prized hog at a back alley 4h fair. snorting with surprise with her ears a-flopping, sionnach reeled back and looked at her skin --

first of all, it was brown. she blinked stupidly, oinking inhaling shakily. no, this was wrong -- her fur was a soft cream, not this ugly dirt brown. this had to be a dream, right?

she blundered forward, finding coordinating the massive mothership that was aengus' portly body was way more complicated than it looked. first of all, there were a thousand controls and second of all, half of them were crusted over with cheeto-puff dust, glazed donut crumbs, and copious amounts of dried monster and/or mountain dew -- whatever it was that obese, introverted gamer nerds guzzled these days.

disappointly, sionnach was not yet at the point in her life where she realized the goldmine she was being given by being swapped to a male -- regretably for the audience (and probably very good for aengus and any future porking endeavors) sionnach's ambitions were panicked rather than resourceful: with a mournful cry, the girl boy slumped to the ground and clutched the grass in despair that the gods could be so cruel as to transform her from beautiful girl to nasty ground-colored hobbit.