Wapun Meadow downtown

@Ibis

tegan had stopped trudging a few days ago. he’d been trudging for like… a dumb stupid long time and he was sort of running out of angst. he was way too tired to devote energy to being angry. was he angry? darn tootin’… but he couldn’t actively do angry things anymore — life was too short. 

so… what was he doing, you might ask — good question. i’m mostly just along for the ride, tegan doesn’t give me much insight into what he’s doing, so why don’t you just keep reading — we’ll figure it out together.

currently — as i can at least read that much into the future — tegan was walking along a territory he was pretty sure he’d never been to before. i mean, it wouldn’t be surprising. it wasn’t like he had many opportunities to traverse the globe. he was also thinking of sick new names, because tegan blackthorn seemed to have lost it’s meaning — i mean, if you had an identity crisis i’m guessing you would probably consider changing names. but tegan follows through — sometimes — so he was just trying to make the best time of it.

where to begin… what did he know? well. blackthorn. redhawk... keep going tegan you’ve seen more of the world than that — blackfeather — we’re still on colors buddy — moonspear — that ones not a name — demonte? — you do not have an interesting enough heritage to get a foreign name like that —  okay well now we’re out of names. that was a terrible brainstorming session. the only think tegan got out of that was the name blueberry and it was so unimpressive he actually snorted aloud at the thought of tegan blueberry. yeah, woo, really blazing some paths for yourself there pal. 

he was trying to think of really dope things too. like, what if he just started going by puma? or like, thorn. oh, shit, thorn was low-key high-key skraight fire tho… but there’s already a toon named that so tegan nixed it for unknown reasons. spike? rebel? how about pitbull? AKA mr. worldwide? he was kinda into mr. worldwide, it suggested he had ladies all over the globe. what about meteor? ... no that didn’t make much sense. fang? scar? ugh this was way too hard. tegan contemplated just going by buddy, but he was fairly certain that no woman would wanna fuck a guy named buddy — that’s like, instant friend zone? like... you’re in the friend zone the second you introduce yourself. yeah, no thanks. 

well, having no name and no ideas besides maybe tegan blueberry, he merely continued on his way.